I have some exciting news to announce: I have just been added as a contributing writer at Werewolf News! I’ve been a long time reader of the site, so I was honored to be asked if I wanted to come on board as a writer. I’ll mainly be focusing on book/comic reviews, but may dabble in other lycanthropic areas from time to time. Be sure to check out my first article!

“Werewolf Haiku” Book Review for Werewolf News!

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I want a sweet duster like that.

I finally managed to grab my Bluray copy of Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant. I saw the movie in theatres originally and I was itching to see it again.

To give a short summary; kids go to see freak show, vampire has cool pet spider, kid screws with vampire’s pet spider, spider bites kid’s friend, kid goes to ask vampire to help friend, vampire bites kid, vampire saves friend, friend wants to be bitten by vampire, Salma Hayek with a beard. Everyone got that? (In all seriousness, the story is fairly solid and I’m just too lazy to type it all up. You can read an actual synopsis here.)

While I very much enjoyed this movie, it got slammed by critics. This is one of those rare times where I can kind of understand why they had problems with it. It’s a movie that can’t seem to decide if it’s for kids or for teenagers, so ends up being for neither. There is language and violence that make this difficult to show a kid, but there are elements that teenagers are going to find too juvenile.

The fact that the movie didn’t do well is really a shame. It’s a fun movie with an interesting array of characters. John C. Reilly wasn’t an actor that came to mind when I thought “vampire”, but that’s kind of what’s nice about it. Oddly enough, the real show stealer is Evra the Snake Boy, played by Patrick Fugit. He managed to infuse a fair amount of comedy into his character and make him seem less like someone who is half serpent and more like a teenager with some unfortunate form of green acne.

The overall character designs for the film are fun and interesting. (Even though it certainly had one of the ugliest, if not THE ugliest, wolf men I’ve ever seen.) Even though many of the freaks at the cirque are bit characters, each actor seemed to work really hard to infuse them with some sort of distinct personality. With such a large cast it’s nice to see a group effort rather than characters that are really nothing more than set dressings.

The effects in the film aren’t great, but they’re passable. It was nice to see that they attempted practical effects when possible instead of going a pure CGI route. The actual style of the film is very sharp and appealing.

At its core, the film has a lot of heart and likable characters. It probably needed some more sorting to help it better find its audience, but ends up being highly entertaining regardless. I’d actually love to see a sequel, but with the abysmal reviews, I’m fairly sure one won’t be made. Luckily it is based off of a book series, so there’s still a way to find out what happens next.

If you’re inclined to give it a chance, I would encourage it. It has more elements to enjoy than to criticize.

Final Score: 4 out of 5.

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Gee, this cover made highschool fun.

Earlier today, a friend of mine posted a link to this webpage that has reviews of several of Laurell K. Hamilton’s books; namely her Anita Blake series. It was nice to know that I wasn’t alone in my opinions of the series, but it was definitely a depressing reminder.

I remember I discovered the series by accident and also accidentally ended up purchasing and reading the fourth book first. (I’m always on the lookout for a good supernatural read, and the back copy caught my interest.) Even without all of the background on the characters I probably should have had, I devoured the book in one evening. I immediately went back for more and worked my way up to book eight.

The descent into the sickness of the author seemed sudden, but when I really took a look back, I realized that it had always been slowly edging that way. The first couple of books were pretty chaste, the following ones added a little sex as the character’s relationships evolved and grew, then a little more and then BAM, the bus dropped us off at Sex Ville. The character I had started to respect as a strong, uncompromising female was suddenly the sex-toy of every supernatural critter she came across.

There have been eight more books since I halted my reading (I stopped after Narcissus in Chains), and from everything I’ve read they only get more screwed up. I honestly should have stopped at Obsidian Butterfly, which was an altogether disgusting novel.

A couple of years ago I actually went to a Comic Con panel featuring Laurell K. Hamilton. Her reasoning for this change in tone across the series is that when she began it she was going through a tough relationship break. When she found someone new and was apparently having fantastic sex (too much information), the tone shifted. I can understand that, but I still don’t see exactly how awesome sex translates to her character banging everything she comes across. If anything, I think it would have meant a shift towards her character being in one really fantastic relationship instead of becoming the whore of the underworld.

Beyond becoming simply too disgusting for me to want to read, there’s the issue of her Anita Blake character becoming ridiculously overpowered. Seriously. Check the Wikipedia article and read just what powers this woman now has. I’m all for unique characters with interesting abilities, but there comes a point where they are no longer interesting or even relatable. It also seemed that at last glance she had all the best parts of the powers and very little of the downsides and consequences. She’s supposedly infected with at least half a dozen lycanthropic strains at this point, yet she shifts into none of them. Give me a break.

Every character I’d cared about has been pretty mucked up beyond recognition by this stage of the series. If I wanted to read smut, I’d buy smut, which brings me to my final point. I don’t know who made the decision to change the book covers, but whoever you are, you suck. I started reading the series around mid-high school, and at the time the covers were pretty innocuous. Shortly after that I ended up with half-naked women on the front which resulted in strange looks from classmates and teachers. I was left to defend myself and assure everyone I wasn’t reading porn, but I’m not sure if anyone believed me. It was bad enough that the title of the first book was Guilty Pleasures without having a naked, purple-lit torso with rose petals gracing the front.

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Not much out there gets my attention about a book more than a good word about it from Stephen King. On the subject of the upcoming book A Dark Matter by Peter Straub, he had this to say:

“Peter Straub’s new novel is a terrifying story of innocents-high school students in the turbulent sixties-who stumble into horrors far beyond their understanding. A Dark Matter is populated with vivid, sympathetic characters, and driven by terrors both human and supernatural. It’s the kind of book that’s impossible to put down once it has been picked up. It kept me reading far into the night. Straub builds otherworldly terror without ever losing touch with his attractive cast of youngsters, who age beautifully. Put this one high on your list.”

If you’re still not convinced that this is worth checking out, why not take a look at the new book trailer:



For those of you looking to score a copy, you’re in luck. Drop by the official Peter Straub Facebook page and post about the scariest thing in your town. The best story will win one lucky person a signed first edition copy of the novel. (Though all I’d have to do is post about living in LA and I’ve got you all beat.)

Good luck!

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Did you recently get bitten by a large unidentified animal? Have you started having strange, feral nightmares? Worried that you might be turning into something less than human? Have we got the handbook for you.

The Werewolf’s Guide To Life (A Manual for the Newly Bitten) is exactly what it sounds like. It covers all the basics. Things like how to tell if you’re a werewolf, when it will happen and what it will look like, ideal careers, how to avoid hunters, and even how to deal with the undead. This book covers every A to Z of living with lycanthropy. (Not to mention it’s illustrated in places.)

While it’s interesting that the guide leaves no stone unturned, I also found that to be a little detrimental to my overall enjoyment of the book. It’s written so much like a self-help novel that certain portions of the book come off as rather dry and repetitive.

I also found it entertaining that the manual treats lycanthropy as a very real thing, and it warns that you shouldn’t believe the things you see in movies, yet seems to pull quite a few tidbits of information about werewolves from their portrayals in Hollywood. For example, I can’t recall any piece of werewolf “lore” that has dead spirits visiting the werewolf and encouraging suicide aside from An American Werewolf in London. Then again, maybe that’s the one movie that got it right.

I’m sure that if the authors ever read this review they’ll chide me for not taking the whole thing seriously. They’d probably also consider me as one of what they call “fur chasers”.

Overall though, I’d say that if you like werewolves and are looking for a bit of light reading this book is worth the time. You can also check out the book’s website which is frequently updated with more helpful hints for the full moon impaired.

http://www.werewolfguidetolife.com/

Give it a look, and remember, just because the police report says you were mauled by a bear doesn’t mean that’s what it really was.

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